Many people prefer to defecate into pristine porcelain thrones within the comfort of a home. Others enjoy the process of digging a 6-8 inch deep cat hole to promote “proper alignment of the GI tract.” While on Mount Rainier with a dear friend and classmate Rob Balloch (‘18) during a two week post-graduation climbing trip, I found many different excretion environments and used a variety of techniques to participate in delightful defecation.